Monday, April 23, 2012

I've got a Crush(er) on you.

When my brother and I were little, we were often left to our own devices.  While my dad 'watched golf' (he was sleeping in his chair, but if you even LOOKED at the tv controller, he'd wake up) my brother and I would invent games; The Game of Tip the Boat (it had a theme song- we can still sing it), The Australian Doo-Doo Plant (not so much a game as a weird concoction of sticks and leaves), and Sargent Slaughter and the Slaughter House, to name a few.  I'm sure my parents will take credit for our now completely awesome imaginations.....

But on Saturday nights, when my dad wasn't watching golf, we'd be watching Star Trek: The Next Generation.  And on Star Trek: TNG, they had a food replicator, and we were fascinated by it.  So fascinated, that one time when we were left to our own devices, and I was making us lunch, I made us a drink that we decided would be perfect for Star Trek.  The Boctanian Fizz.

Recipe for Boctanian Fizz:
  • 1 cup of Sprite or Diet Sprite
  • 1 Orange-Flavored Flintstone's Push-Up Pop
  • Pour Sprite into a cup, or a mug, or a glass.
  • Take Orange-Flavored Flinstone's Push-Up Pop out of freezer
  • Peel off wrapper and lick it, because they are tasty (really, don't waste it.)
  • Push the entire Orange-Flavored Flintstone's Push-Up Pop out of the container.  Note: you may have to warm it a little with your hand.
  • Watch it fizz.
  • Enjoy.
"Artists" rendering of Boctanian Fizz.
 Of course, it goes to say, if you're making up drinks for a t.v. show you're watching, you're probably pretty into that show.  And twenty some odd years later when that show is now on PRIME TIME in the country you just moved to (seriously, back to back episodes on thursdays) and you're watching it, you're STILL pretty into that show.  so when Wil Wheaton was scheduled to host the video game symphony i was going to and make a stop at a convention Pop Culture EXPO in Melbourne, I lost my mind a little bit.

For those of you who are unaware of who Wil Wheaton is, he played the plucky Wesley Crusher, son to the medical officer, Beverly, on Star Trek:TNG.  Not only did Wesley get to wear a whole host of different Star Trek onesies, but! he also DROVE THE ENTERPRISE.  TAKE THAT.

Do you kiss Beverly Crusher with that mouth?

Anyhow, apparently Wesley was quite the dreamboat even though I'm not sure I ever noticed because I was too busy also watching Seaquest: DSV and trying to figure out how I could marry Jonathan Brandis.  To this day, I am heartbroken over his death.  I'm not even kidding.

Smouldering glare.  Yowza!

(If you can gather, I had a pretty busy childhood...making up games, cooking all my own meals - aka ice cream and soda - and watching nerd tv.)

So first off the Video Game Symphony was pretty good.  Well, Wil Wheaton and two other guys who I have no idea who they were, were hosting and they were pretty good.  And if you've ever played Final Fantasy 7 and secretly right out in the open dreamed of hearing One-Winged Angel done by a symphony and live choir, that right there kids was worth the price of admission. (seriously, I giggled through the whole thing...epic.)  After that, I was pretty psyched up for Supanova.

Even though I am fairly into what society might consider geekery (look, if you want an explaination why, my mom got us a nintendo and my dad had the whole xanth series), this would be my first "pop culture expo" ever.  Shawn tried to prep me and told me I was not allowed to judge people.  I think, in my own defense here, I was not "judging" people, but there are two things I do not like about geekery and they are as follows:

Devon Presents: Things that bother me about cons:
1) I hate it when people are really loud about being a nerd.  You are in an anime costume, do you have to SCREAM about it?  no.  Actually, please stop LITERALLY screaming.   Much like a rabbit, I am easily jostled by loud, startling noises.
2) It would be really sweet to live in Hogwarts (or on the Enterprise) but we don't.  Because THOSE PLACES ARE NOT REAL.  So also, stop doing 'muggle quiddich" and pointing wands and being like "ACCIO!"  the only thing that will "accio" to you, is my foot to your kneecap.

But DEVON, you say, need we mention all of your completely epic and awesome Halloween costumes?  (ha, they totally are, right?) Halloween doesn't bug you?

To answer your question dear friend, no, Halloween is a time for living out your costumed fantasies and mine all happen to be becoming video game and cartoon characters.  Also, on Halloween, I didn't get mad at Shawn for being the cold miser and ruining halloween with a snow storm, because shawn was not really the snow miser.  (isn't he though?)

Side Bar: I do give cred to EVERYONE who makes their own costumes and wears them to cons (or halloween!).  The level of detail some people go into is amazing, and I appreciate it, I just don't appreciate it when you are throwing "Hadoukens" around like they're real.  And when you ARE doing that, you usually are not watching where you are going and you walk into me.  And anyone who's been around me ever, knows I hate hate haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate being walked into.  It's a constant reminder of me being short.

Moving on.

It actually wasn't too bad.  I didn't run into too many people who were screaming, and not too many people who were actually believing they were chewbacca. 

But there was one little Obi Wan, (themostadorablechildever.) and his run in with R2D2.

Completely filled with awe and wonder.

How does this work?
Every child, when they still think maybe the force is us all (who am I kidding, I tried to get to Narnia in my bathtub, no lies), should be able to have an experience where they still get to believe in the wonder of fantasy.  This was too cute for words.  (Furthermore, I'm still not convinced people CAN'T get to Narnia, but I'm pretty sure you have to be British.  And Shawn has made it abundantly clear that unicorns will never again come to me if I call for them, which I think is the meanest thing he's ever said.)

We decided to get my ticket to get my Wil Wheaton ticket first.  You had to pay separately for picture and signature, so I chose picture, because being next to Wil Wheaton is much cooler than just having him sign things and also anyone who's ever been around me knows my penchant to say STUPID SH*T TO MINOR CELEBRITIES the more time I have to talk to them.  I met Bruce Campbell once, and I YELLED at him.  Not in an excited way, in a i'm-tired-and-cranky-and-my-feet-hurt-could-you-just-sign-this-already?  Admittedly, HE was cranky first, but I don't think that makes it better.  And actually, me saying stupid things is not wholly related to celebrities.  When I am nervous, I say weird things.  For instance, when at a second interview for a job, I met with the boss of the office and she asked how I liked meeting with the other two people, and I said "Well, if they had a baby, it would be me."

Please just mull over that for a minute.

And also keep in consideration, i GOT the job.

Hey, I'm number 156!

 Anyway, photos were more safe.  But I wanted to say something like "Hey, thanks for all the really cool memories for me and my dad." Because it really has. But I thought that might sound weird.  I decided on saying "Hey, it's really awesome to meet you."  which was safe and I said it without stumbling for the most part, and then Wil said "Awww that's so nice!"  The *Snap* goes the picture and done.

For the record Shawn made me go in alone, another thing I don't like doing (<----safety in numbers person). But I think I did okay on my own.

A picture of my picture.  Which is on my fridge, next to an advert about the LOTR symphony and a video game expo.  oh there really IS no escaping this now that I've opened the flood gates, is there?
We went to see him talk, and he gave some great anecdotes about working in the industry for so long and read some things from his blog.  He had a really great question and answer session and kindly reminded Australians that they don't need to make up drop bears, they can just tell us about the actually scary size of cars spiders.  It was not Fanboy-y at all, much to my relief.  

After that was over, Shawn and I thought we might drop in on the Weasley Twins lecture.  Maybe they'd talk about their experience on set or what it was like to be in a multi-series movie.  Y'know things that might actually be fascinating.  But instead we got questions like this:

"Sooooooo, what's it like to be dead?"
"Um, what's your favorite animal?"
"If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?"

I felt like I was reading an issue of Tiger Beat.
NO ONE cares about you TIFFANI!! Jonathan and I are about to go SHOPPING.

  While sitting in the audience, Shawn and I thought of our own questions:

Me: "If you had to fight to the death, RIGHT NOW, who would win?  Also, fight to the death.  right now."
Shawn: "So you guys are like, twins right?  Do you sleep in twin beds?"

We also skadoodled out of there as fast as we could.  not that the questions weren't interesting.  (It was weird to be dead, penguins and Australia, respectively) it's just the questions.  weren't.  interesting. 

We did other things while we were there, we shopped a bit and no big deal, we SAT IN THE DELORIAN!

Gonna go back in tiiiiiiiieeeeemmmmeeee

please note the cardboard hubcaps.

 All in all my first con was not that scary and I got to meet Wil Wheaton.  Shawn tells me cons are more impressive in the states, and there's more things to do.  So maybe when I get back, I'll check one out.  Stranger things have happened, I never thought I'd move to Australia either.


  1. Aww! Your fizz was way cooler than ours!! I'm jealous...we just used to put orange juice in ginger ale and drink it while it was all fizzy...
    Also, I should admit that I spent my time back then split between fantasizing how to marry Jonathan Brandis or how to run away forever with Joshua Jackson... *sigh* LOL

    1. Jess, just this morning, I mixed orange juice and lemon slice (it's sort of like a lemon soda, i guess). I like to call them Spritzers. Also when flying in planes with my brother, he gets a fizzy drink, i get a juice and we mix them.

      I knew a guy in college who looked JUST LIKE joshua jackson! if only you had told me....

  2. I love this blog entry so much..start to finish! Love all the games you guys made up!!

    1. Next time we are all together, please ask seth and i for a performance of the theme to "The Game of Tip the Boat." (Which i cannot say without singing in my head to this day.)

      I'm SURE you and Amy made tons of games up!

  3. You just tell Shawn that its a good thing you are so far away because I'd have smacked him for the unicorn crack. Soooo mean!

  4. I tried to play some of the games by myself and it's just weird. And you can't find push-ups like that anymore. I've looked.